Reasons why you should never:
-Where sandals in the rain. Why? Because when you walk, mud and wet gross-ness squishes up from the ground and inbetween your toes, creating an unpleasant feeling for the entire day.
-Chew gum and talk to someone important. Why? You look like a cow eating grass, chewing and chewing, the gum smacking loudly against your teeth and tongue, sometimes slipping between your lips showing off it's neon-like color.
-Fart and deny it. Why? Because we know it was you, seriously, we do. Don't try and pull the whole "omg that wasn't me", because guess what, yes it fucking was! We heard it! We saw you tighten your butt cheeks and try to hold it in with the fear of God. We could see you praying to God it wouldn't be a stinky one!
-Play Ding Dong Ditch. Why? Because it's fucking annoying.
-What are some other "Reasons you should never.."?
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